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Seamus — the Irish (car) setter

January 16, 2012 by jimmycsays

I want to preface this piece by saying I’m no fan of Mitt Romney. In fact, I think he’s the most opportunistic and malleable of the candidates for the Republican nomination for President.

He will say just about anything to get elected, which, fortunately, probably isn’t going to happen. President Obama is the only candidate on either side who is consistently logical and reasonable when he opens his mouth. Plus, Romney probably won’t get the vote of a single black person.

Like most people, I enjoy humor at the expense of some of the gaffes that politicians make, but I don’t like cheap shots. Especially cheap shots that are fashioned into a running joke.

And that’s exactly what liberal columnist Gail Collins of The New York Times is guilty of. Collins is often funny, and I look forward to her columns, but she has gone way overboard on the subject of Romney and a nearly 30-year-old incident involving his family’s Irish setter, now deceased.

Every time she writes about Romney — and I mean every time — Collins works in a line about the time that Romney “drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the station wagon.”

When I first read it, sometime last year, I was horrified. With subsequent references, however, I started wanting more details. A few months ago, I sent an e-mail to Collins, asking her if the dog was strapped bodily to the car or if he was in a crate. If he was in a crate, I asked, was he protected from the wind?

A few weeks later, Collins wrote back, saying that the dog was in a crate and protected from the wind, but she noted that the dog must have been in distress because he got diarrhea during the trip.

A week or so after my e-mail, Collins included the first and only reference I have seen her make to the dog having been in a crate. Thereafter, it was back to the dog being strapped to the roof.

Take these recent references in Collins columns, for example:

Jan. 12: There is nothing Gingrich won’t do to get Mitt. At the end of the video, there’s a clip of Romney speaking French! And now Newt’s Web site has a video that basically asks whether America will elect a president who once drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the car. Which is, of course, an excellent question.

Jan. 5: Did I ever mention that Romney once drove to Canada with the family Irish setter strapped to the roof of the car? The dog’s name was Seamus. New Hampshire Republicans, if you can’t think of anybody to vote for on Tuesday, consider writing in the name Seamus when you go to the polls. Maybe we can start a boomlet.

Dec. 15: …the odds are very good that no one has ever called Mitt zany in his entire life. Unless it was when he drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the station wagon.

Dec. 1: And maybe we could get over his driving to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the car if he’d just admit it was because he was too cheap to hire a dog-sitter. Maybe.

That’s at least four mentions in the last six weeks. In my opinion that’s beating a dead horse.

And the horse doesn’t deserve to be beaten. Here’s why…

Los Angeles Times columnist Meghan Daum did some reporting on the Seamus situation recently and, in a Dec. 29, column set the record straight, doing so deftly and humorously, without taking a sledgehammer to Collins.

Daum’s column begins:

“In 1983, a 36-year-old Romney and his wife and five young boys piled into the family station wagon for a 12-hour drive from Boston to Lake Huron in Canada. As was the custom, Seamus, their Irish setter, rode in a crate strapped to the top of the car.

“Somewhere along the way, the dog began to experience, shall we say, digestive trouble that made its presence known via, uh, streaks on the back windshield. Ever the efficiency enforcer, Romney pulled into a gas station, hosed the dog off, put him back on the roof and continued the trip.

“The anecdote was first relayed in a Boston Globe article in 2007, the last time Romney ran for the Republican presidential nomination. Since then, it’s endured a long telephone game of exaggerations and misconstruels. (Gail Collins likes to write about it in her New York Times column.)

“Many versions of the story imply that the dog was not in a crate but rather tethered to the luggage rack in the manner of a silent movie damsel tied to railroad tracks. Others seem to conflate it with the scene in National Lampoon’s Vacation…in which Chevy Chase inadvertently (and supposedly hilariously) drags a dog to its death after forgetting to untie it from the car after a picnic.”

Daum goes on to say that “the truth is considerably less cartoonish than the myth.” Not only was Seamus in a crate, she said, but Romney had fashioned a windscreen that protected the crate.

“Look,” Daum continued, “I’m not suggesting that Seamus’ rides on the roof were ecstatic journeys akin to Snoopy piloting his doghouse in the spirit of the Red Baron. But let’s try to think objectively. Assuming his car sickness was an isolated event, would Seamus really have been better off crammed into a station wagon with seven humans than up top in a secure, enclosed crate with a windscreen? Moreover, if Seamus had been, say, a Texas dog in the back of a pickup, as opposed to a Massachusetts dog on top of a car, would anyone have batted an eye?”

Excellent observations, especially about the Texas dog in the back of a truck. For example, if George W. Bush drove across Texas with his dog (if he still has one) in the bed of the pickup, would anyone other than a card-carrying SPCA member voice concern?

In conclusion, Daum suggests it’s time to give Romney a break on his idea of proper pet transportation.

“Sure, his judgment may have been lacking when it came to canine transportation,” she said, “but if this is the extent of his personal baggage, he’s been traveling light.”

That’s for sure.

Seamus -- RIP

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  1. on January 16, 2012 at 10:37 am Smartman

    When you can’t attack on substance you can always go to style or lack thereof. I’ve seen a variety of pets and animals similarly transported. They all looked to be enjoying themselves.

    You are correct. Not a single black person will vote for Romney. The married ones will, though. While I’m not thrilled at the prospect of four more years of the prompter king, it does gives us the best chance for two things to happen: another civil war and the absolute destruction of the democrat party as it has become.

    President Obama makes Cornell West seem reasonable. And, unlike our dear leader, Dr. West can and will debate differences in opinion to submission or resolution.

    At this point it’s not even about race. I can think of thirty other things that are wrong with President Obama before I get to him being black, or half black. I’d like to take credit for that but I think it was Thomas Sowell who said something along those lines.


  2. on January 16, 2012 at 11:23 am jimmycsays

    I read a most interesting piece in The Times’ Sunday Review section yesterday that said, “Mitt Romney is the whitest white man to run for president in recent memory.”

    That single quality, said the writer, Lee Siegel, “could well put him over the top in the fall.”

    I disagree with the prediction. The Republicans are on the wrong side of demographics. There aren’t enough One Percenters, coupled with their improbable political buddies, the rednecks, to lift a starched dress shirt and white-toothed smile over a black guy who plays basketball and hacks around the golf course.

    John McCain was the whitest white man to run for president last time around, and we saw how pitiful The Maverick was at exciting people. Had his family and about a dozen others turning out for him at the end.


  3. on January 16, 2012 at 11:56 am Willie

    Jim,

    I wouldn’t be so quick to assume that Obama has this electionlocked up. On the issues, there’s quite a bit for the Republican nominee (whoever that is) to use against the the President.
    Obama running on his record is not going to make the best campaign commericals. If you believe this election is really going to be about the domestic economy (as I do), the President will have to make the argument that he kept things from going from bad to worse. That’s not exactly an argument that get’s the electorate turning out in large numbers.
    I wouldn’t be surprised is a lot of people (on both sides) just stay home.


  4. on January 16, 2012 at 1:47 pm John Altevogt

    If the Republican Party has a brain in its head, it will go after Obama on urban radio with a vengeance. Under his incompetent regime the income gap between black and white is wider than it has been in decades. The black middle-class has been devastated, while Democrat housing policies have been particularly destructive in the urban core.

    Additionally, the Democrat Party has ignored the black community in favor of other more well-heeled constituencies like the NEA and Planned Parenthood, depriving blacks of the ability to use vouchers to transfer their children out of declining urban schools and continuing Margaret Sanger’s genocidal assault on the black community via an abortion rate that has black babies being aborted at a rate almost 5 times higher than their presence in the population (see the Guttmacher Institute for data on this one).

    Exposed to the truth, perhaps many more folks in the black community will, like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. before them, become Republican.


  5. on January 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm Hearne

    Hey, wild man…

    Regarding your Blogger No. 1 versus Blogger No. 2 story last month. It’s closed to comments, but shortly after you posted it, we passed No. 1, just as you kinda / sorta predicted.

    Check the Alexa rankings you cited for US Web sites.

    Today we’re at 70,347 versus the dude with the Paypal Legal Fund’s 73,342.

    Great dog story, btw.

    Miss you, come home all is forgiven!


  6. on January 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm jimmycsays

    Indeed, Hearne, Alexa does show you at 70,347 in the U.S., with Tony 3,000 spots in your wake. Congratulations on your ascent; you definitely have staying power and wide personal appeal.

    …About that coming home, though; I am home.


  7. on January 16, 2012 at 9:41 pm John Altevogt

    I’m not sure how many hits Fitz has compared to Hearne, but I’m betting the total IQ of the readers is about equal.


    • on January 19, 2012 at 3:37 pm Hearne

      That’s a little scary, since we know you go both ways!


  8. on January 19, 2012 at 5:08 pm John Altevogt

    You’d better be glad I do read both blogs, Hearne. If I stopped reading yours the total IQ of this blog would be double what yours is – owing in part perhaps to your ever witty repartee.

    Glad to see there was a happy ending to the Jardine’s story. You might want to keep an eye out for strange fluids, etc. floating in your drinks these days.



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