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I thought the Kansas City mayor’s race was the biggest story in town these days, but fellow blogger Tony Botello (Tony’s Kansas City) has pushed the powerhouse politicians to the curb.

First, Tony was the subject of a big, cover story in the March 3-9 issue of The Pitch. Then, yesterday, he was on KCUR’s Central Standard show with host Jabulani Leffall.

Congratulations to Tony, whom I call the Blogger Baron of Kansas City. Every blogger should have his or her 15 minutes of fame. Who knows? Maybe even JimmyC will get a nod from the mainstream someday. (Yes, I said mainstream: Even The Pitch has now moved into the mainstream, by default, because it publishes stories that the old mainstream media, like The Star, can’t do properly…See Tony Botello story, for example.)

However, Tony’s day in the sun wasn’t greeted with a warm embrace in all quarters. There’s this business of Tony’s “girls,” the busty babes that Tony sprinkles his blogs with.

Some people, I’m sure, enjoy the view. Others think it dampens his credibility. Some think it’s just plain sexist. Such a one is my friend, first name Stacy, who, upon hearing on KCUR that Tony might be involved in moderating a council-mayoral debate tomorrow, screeched loud and long.

Here are excerpts from two comments that Stacy posted yesterday, as well as Tony’s replies, one of which I posted yesterday. The other he sent this morning.

Stacy:

Okay – this has nothing to do with the post but I’m a little hot right now. What is this about Tony of Tony’s Kansas City hosting a debate for the candidates this weekend? WHY would this man be given this opportunity? Why would the candidates not demand a non-sexist host the debate? Seriously ticked right now…The type of photos on Tony’s blog supports objectification..You would think the candidates would try to get away from this type of person instead of giving him legitimacy by agreeing to this debate.

I responded that Mike Burke’s public calendar said that a TV news reporter would be the moderator but that I would try to find out if Tony would be playing any official role. I also wrote that while I believed a lot of women shared her feelings about the cheesecake photos on Tony’s blog, that he had established himself — through hard work and inspiration — as the top blogger in the area and could credibly argue that he would be a competent moderator of a mayoral forum.

I then e-mailed Tony to find out about his role in the upcoming forum. He replied quickly, saying…

Christina Medina is the Mayoral Moderator . . . KC Hispanic News publisher Joe Arce might help her.

I’ll be asking Council some questions just to get started . . .

But what I’m trying to do is get as many people there so there will be a crowd of people to ask their own questions.

Christina seemed very open to doing like an Oprah-type thing . . . Which is something a bit different than what we’ve seen.

But as far as the Mayoral Candidates go, I won’t be asking any questions.

My role . . . Promoting, trying to organize doing as much publicity as possible and I’ll be one of three panelists for the Council session.

Hope that helps.

However, I wonder . . . What question could I possibly ask that would screw things up?

Peace,

Tony

That prompted Stacy to respond directly (in the comments section) to Tony.

It’s not what questions you may or may not ask – you may ask wonderful, insightful questions. It’s what your web site represents that makes we wonder why any candidate would want your promotion. I know that I am not alone in my reaction to the type of photos you post on your web site. It is very difficult to continue reading what you have to say, or to hear what you may be asking, when the thoughts that are screaming in my head are, “This is the type of behavior that hurts women. This is the type of behavior that lets men (and women) think that objectification of women is okay.

…I can’t stop the thought process that occurs after I hear someone who supports the objectification of women open his/her mouth. It’s the Howard Stern effect. I just stop caring what the person has to say and I can’t hear what the responders have to say. And I do try, but it’s just lost. I am not the only woman I know who feels this way. So, the question boils down to: Will the candidates be seen in the same light as your blog if you are one of the promoters?

Not knowing if Tony had followed the entire give-and-take, I sent him the excerpts from Stacy’s comments and offered him the opportunity to respond to the substance of her charges, that is, that he is sexist and treats women as objects in his blog.

Early this morning (he doesn’t sleep much, you know), he sent me an e-mail, apologizing for not responding “in detail,” but what he did write gives me a new frame of reference for “in detail.”

First, he said that he was a dues-paying member of La Raza political club, which is a co-sponsor of tomorrow’s forum (9:30 a.m. to noon, Guadalupe Center, 1015 Avenida Cesar Chavez). The other sponsors are Dos Mundos And KC Hispanic News, newspapers for which Tony has worked in the past.

Then, he turned to the issue that so upsets Stacy.

Why are they allowing me to participate? Again, because I’ve had a business relationship with the organizers. Even through the jokes, alleged misogyny and typos, in all of my writing and work, I strongly advocate for Latinos. The forum is open to everybody, but some questions will be geared toward our community that is one of the fastest growing in Kansas City.

However, I think the root of her question is: Why hasn’t this alleged sexism or misogyny caused people to steer away from me? I don’t know for a fact, but I’ll guess that it’s just plain old expediency, pragmatism and people with a better sense of humor than the old bag who is asking these questions.

JimmyC interrupts this soliloquy to state unequivocally: Stacy is not an old bag. Now, back to Tony…

Simply in terms of photographic content: The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is lot racier than my pictorial referencing on most days . . . But the editors aren’t branded with the “misogynist” label. Also, some of the nation’s best journalists have written for Playboy, amid straight-up beaver shots. Racy content in Rolling Stone hasn’t overshadowed groundbreaking reporting. And today some of the best alternative journalism comes from magazines like Vice that feature nudity and far more divisive (and funny content) than my daily ramblings. Really, the images I use from time to time are akin to Victoria’s Secret advertising, and that’s a multi-billion-dollar company propped up by a public that seems to consume their “content” at a rate where any objections are negligible.

But beyond that . . . I will acknowledge that I’ve written some very nasty things about women . . . in the context of a jokey blog with funny photos, typos, big red type and an overall spirit of cheeky news-ish (attempts) at humor.

Of course there are facts on TKC and even some breaking news . . . But I’ve never hidden my objective: More than anything else I consider my blog an exercise in entertainment.

When Andy Kauffman wrestled women, it was part of his act, and the charges of misogyny still didn’t stop a great many people from noting the genius of his performance art. Obviously, I’m not at the level of an Andy Kauffman, but that’s my gold standard and the best analogy I can offer for my rhetorical battles with the opposite sex.

Ask the politicos about why they “dare to associate” with me, but I think in the end it’s because I do have a rather deft touch when it comes to what to take seriously and when to simply do straight (dare I claim?) “reporting” rather than my bloggy shtick.

So, because I’m not getting in the ring and throwing around women, because the photos that I love are tame and boring by most late-night, cable-television standards and because I’m only one person among many working on a collaborative effort to inform the KC voting public . . . I don’t see a problem with my involvement and basically regard these complaints as overwrought and coming from a lady too wrapped up in her own political correctness, delicate sensibilities and with far too much spare time.

The lady is welcome to protest my involvement, but the fact is that city council and mayoral candidates already made their decision knowing full well my content offerings and weighing that against the more important concerns of KC voters in the urban core and the Latino community.

This lady is entering into a debate that has already been settled. If she’d like to go on a date, maybe we could trade numbers and I could ask her permission before I decided to pursue any other form of civic involvement.

In a world where porn is a multi-billion-dollar industry and working its way into mainstream culture every day, reality television has introduced drug abuse, intervention and therapy as prime-time entertainment, and Ben Affleck is trying to save the Congo despite his horrendous acting work in Gigli and Daredevil . . . the humor blogging and writing that I do has not precluded me from doing just a bit of local organizing in the context of a town where very few people vote.

Peace,

Tony

There you have it — the prosecution and the defense?

What do you think?

I turned 65 on Friday, and we broke out the hats and hooters at our house last night, celebrating well into the night — past 11 o’clock.

The only thing that blemished the party — for me and a few of the guests, anyway — was news that The Star had endorsed Sly James for mayor. (The endorsement editorial that appeared in today’s paper went up online last night.)

I said in a Feb. 26 post that, partly because I had contributed heavily to Mike Burke, I would not attempt to “cover” the race in the traditional journalistic sense, but that I would write about mainstream press coverage of the race.

The Star’s endorsement of James is about as mainstream as it gets. So, what’s up with this endorsement?

First, it obviously hurts Burke and boosts James. The editorial, probably written by Yael Abouhalkah, who has written about City Hall for more than 20 years, casts James as the candidate of “fresh ideas” and Burke as the candidate more familiar with “City Hall’s inner workings.”

OK, there in a nutshell, is the justification. But what’s going on behind the scenes with the seven-member editorial board, which made the decision? Besides Abouhalkah, the board includes publisher Mark Zieman, editorial page editor Miriam Pepper, Matthew Schofield, and columnists E. Thomas McClanahan, Barbara Shelly and Lewis Diuguid.

While I certainly believe the editorial board members worked hard at their decision and tried to come to it based on the pluses and minuses of the two candidates, other factors had to be in play. (I worked at The Star for 36 years and know something about how editorial decisions are made.)

Specifically, I think two factors tilted the board toward James: political correctness and the desire to pick a winner.

Political correctness

Four years ago, the editorial board chose Mark Funkhouser in what turned out to be one of the most ignominious endorsements in Star history. Funkhouser has been a disaster, and Yael and the board were so embarrassed that, a year or so ago, they rescinded the endorsement, and Yael later personally apologized for his ill-fated selection.

Back in ’07, however, The Star didn’t just select Funkhouser. It also passed over a relatively strong black candidate, City Councilman and community icon Alvin Brooks. It was a close race, but Funkhouser won, and he won for one reason: The Kansas City Star.

Once again, this year, The Star was faced with a difficult choice between a black man and a white man. I’ve got to think that The Star — a bastion of liberal thinking (which suits me just fine, by the way) — couldn’t bring itself to oppose another good, black candidate for the second consecutive four-year cycle.

Picking a winner

James started running more than two years ago and spent hundreds of hours developing connections and wooing support from people in various fields of interest. In addition, he proved to be an articulate, engaging candidate. In the primary, he cast himself as an eye- and ear-pleasing anti-Funk — a refreshing contrast to the glowering, sloop-shouldered mayor.

Burke has portrayed himself, justifiably, as the straight-and-steady candidate, the one with the most city-related experience and better prepared to start turning the city around the day he takes office. He says, convincingly, that his learning curve would be much less sharp than James’.

As is often the case, though, charisma is hard to beat. As I have sought out people’s opinions on the contest, a majority of the people I have talked to (those who have an opinion, anyway) say they favor James. Take a look at the yard signs, too, which is usually a good barometer. Again, James has the edge.

James’ populist appeal has not escaped Yael and his fellow board members. They sense that James is the candidate who is playing best on the streets.

Shamed by its selection of Funkhouser, The Star badly needs a winner to get back on track. Collectively, the editorial board members have their finger in the air, and they feel a breeze, propelled by a rush of east-side votes.

Does this mean Burke can’t win? Absolutely not. The race probably will be decided in the Ward Parkway Corridor, which has the highest proportion of registered and frequent voters.

In the corridor, never underestimate a Rockhurst High grad.

That’s Burke.

One of the most infuriating moments that I ever experienced took place about 25 years ago in the bar of an Italian restaurant on “The Hill” in St. Louis.

We were in town visiting our good friends, Mary and Gus Buttice (a faithful blog reader), and talking with some of their friends while waiting for a table. A fellow in his 20s — an upbeat, lippy sort — was recounting that he had been living in Kansas City for a while but was delighted to have moved back to St. Louis recently. Kansas City didn’t hold a candle to St. Louis, he said. Then, he gestured at me and said, “Ask him; he knows.”

Flustered and on foreign soil, I didn’t know what to say or whether to say anything, so I kept my mouth shut. Inside, I fumed.

That was when St. Louis still led Kansas City (according to the 1980 Census) by about 5,000 residents — 453,000 to 448,000.

The worm turned in 1990, though, when Kansas City passed St. Louis (well, took the lead by losing far fewer people than St. Louis in the 1980s), and the margin has widened considerably since.

According to Census Bureau figures released last week, Kansas City gained 18,000 residents between 2000 and 2009 for a population of nearly 460,000. St. Louis’ population, meanwhile, fell 8.3 percent, to about 319,000. Perhaps even more startling, the population in St. Louis County, where St. Louis City residents have been fleeing for decades, also fell — by 1.7 percent, to less than a million people.

The Census story caused barely a ripple in Kansas City, but from my reading of articles in The New York Times and the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the story had people in St. Louis grabbing the left sides of their chests.

St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay said: “This is absolutely bad news. We had thought, given many of the other positive trends, that 50 years of population losses had finally reversed direction. Instead, by the measure of Census to Census, they continue…Combined with the news from St. Louis County, I believe that this will require an urgent and thorough rethinking of how we do almost everything.

“If this doesn’t jump-start regional thinking, nothing will.”

When I told my wife Patty about the St. Louis population figures, she paused for a moment and said, “That could happen to us, if we don’t fix the schools.”

I think she’s right. Unlike St. Louis, which is hemmed in on all sides, we have a Northland, where there is plenty of elbow room for growth. I couldn’t come up with specific figures, but I feel sure that the losses have continued south of the river, due mainly to people moving to the Kansas side for better schools.

We can’t count on the Northland to offset south-of-the-river losses forever. At some point, the Northland will cap out. What will south of the river look like at that point? I almost hate to think about it.

So, the stakes are as high as the hopes in this situation with hard-charging Superintendent John Covington and the “new and improved” Kansas City school board, headed by the young, dynamic and seemingly driven Airick Leonard West.

More specifically, regardless of what happens at a majority of the schools, if Covington and the board can’t put a stop to the fights and fires at Southwest High School, many of the young families banking on better days ahead (and trying to tough it out until it gets to that point), will bail.

Southwest is the crab that will not release its grip on the image of Kansas City schools.

Frankly, I don’t care for Kansas; its residents freeload off Kansas City but don’t want to pay its earnings tax, which fuels the core, which makes this a great area.

There are things I like about St. Louis, but I would never trade it for Kansas City. I wonder if that guy I talked to in the bar that night so many years ago would make such a harsh comparison to Kansas City now? Probably not.

I’m really glad and proud to call myself a Kansas Citian. But I’m worried.

A different tack

Today, I bring you two pieces of news.

This isn’t news of the “Holy shit!” variety. Instead, it probably falls into the “hmmm” category.

Besides, it’s the weekend — notoriously slow in the news biz — and I need something to write about.

Anyway, here’s what I want to tell you.

1) Yesterday, I contributed $2,000 to the Mike Burke for Mayor campaign, bringing my total Burke contributions to $5,000. (The maximum under city ordinance is $3,000 in each election cycle, that is, $3,000 in a primary election and $3,000 in a general election.)

2) Partly as a result of No. 1, I’ve decided not to try to “cover” the general election campaign between Burke and Sly James while doing everything I can to get Burke elected mayor.

I began thinking about this situation yesterday, after Tony Botello, the Baron of Bloggers, questioned on KC Confidential whether I had been sufficiently forthcoming about my dual roles of Burke contributor and campaign “reporter.” (For the record, I first reported that I was a contributor on Feb 8, two weeks before the election, and I disclosed on Feb. 14 that I had hit the $3,000 maximum.)

The first thing I did to try to resolve the issue — for myself — was go to the Blogger’s Code of Ethics (BCE) and see if it covered this situation. Unfortunately, the code is rather vague, and, as is often the case in life, it comes down to a matter of judgment.

What I have decided, then, is that I will write about how the mainstream press covers the race (that’s where my experience lies), but I won’t attempt to “cover” the campaign like I did in the primary election, reporting on debates and other developments.

Two reasons for the switch:

First, I am, indeed, heavily invested, financially and emotionally, in the Burke campaign. I attend staff meetings, offer suggestions and help write and edit campaign material.

Second, since Tuesday’s primary, this race has taken on a completely different tone and set of circumstances. In the primary, when there were seven candidates, many Kansas Citians were having difficulty sorting out the candidates — who they were; what they stood for; what their strategies were.

In the primary, I had three goals: Help educate readers about the race; help get Burke (whom I’ve known since 1985) through the primary; and help get Mayor Mark Funkhouser defeated.

I have no idea how much of a role, if any, my contributions played, but my two main desires were realized: Burke is in and Funkhouser is out.

At this point, the lights will shine more brightly on Burke and James — two extremely likable, positive-thinking candidates — and voters and readers will have an easier time deciphering their messages and analyzing their contrasting styles and personalities. The mainstream press will give readers plenty of material to help them decide whom to vote for.

As a practical matter, pushing Burke in my blogs is not going to help him at this point: The race has moved to a much higher plateau. Plus, Sly James, whom I did not know before this campaign, seems like a great guy, and if he wins, I want to be able to write about him and get my calls returned.

So, with that, I’m turning the campaign “reporting” over to the card-carrying reporters, camera-hauling photographers and uninvested bloggers.

One final thing: Tony wants to know if I expect anything in return for my $5,000 (could be six by the time it’s all over)…The answer is an emphatic “yes.” I want Mike Burke to be elected on March 22 and begin on, May 1, returning Kansas City to the ranks of the nation’s greatest cities.

I like to think of myself as a thoughtful blogger, not some stream-o-consciousness blatherer who’s trying to fill some column inches.

And so, a couple of things I’ve seen recently — one in the “mainstream” media and one on a local blog — got me thinking about the issue of blogging and ethics.

The first thing was an Election-Day story (thanks for the nice photo, fellas) by Tony Botello on Hearne Christopher’s KC Confidential blog.

Tony — the baron of KC bloggers — raised the issue of blogging ethics as it related to my significant financial contributions ($3,000) to Mike Burke’s mayoral campaign while I was also writing about the race. (Shockingly, I wrote some very positive pieces about Mike.)

Tony wrote: And while Fitzpatrick repeatedly criticizes mainstream media like The Star for deviating from old-school journalistic standards, in the case of his support of Burke he’s gone native with his biases like an untrained blogger.

(Not sure I completely understand that sentence, but I guess I get the drift.)

The second thing that arrested my attention was a story in today’s Kansas City Star about a liberal blogger named Ian Murphy who was able to get Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker on the phone by pretending to be Kansas billionaire industrialist David Koch.

Now, that rankles me because this fellow Murphy is giving us bloggers a bad name…making us look like unethical lowlifes.

So, I started looking around to see if there was any code of ethics for bloggers. Shockingly, (am I overusing the word?), I couldn’t find one. No code of ethics…How can this be?

Most newspapers, including The Star, have extensive codes of ethics, but apparently the blogging version has slipped through the cracks. Upon reflection (like I said, that’s my deal), I thought I could leave a legacy to the medium by fashioning a “Blogger’s Code of Ethics.”

This morning, then (I move very fast), I appointed a 10-member, blue-ribbon Code of Ethics Blogging Panel (COEBP — pronounced co-eb), and gave them five hours to come up with a draft.

This afternoon, minutes before deadline, the draft landed on my desk with a resounding thud.

I took one look and was flabbergasted: The panel did such a good job that, without any editing, I accepted it Chapter and Verse. Extending profuse gratitude, I sent the panel off to Mike’s Tavern with a blank, JimmyCsays check.

And now, with no further ado, here is the Blogger’s Code of Ethics (BCE — pronounced bitchy), a Ten Commandments, of sorts, for bloggers.

1) Obey the law.

2) Never misrepresent thyself.

3) If thy skin is thin, find another passtime.

4) When writing ill of others, remember the backboard effect.

5) When contributing more than $1,000 to a political candidate, don’t tell thy spouse.

6) Disclose thy political contributions to thy readers. (I do!)

7) When writing about a former employer, remember they was thy meal ticket.

8) If someone calls the police because they don’t like what you’re doing or how you’re doing it, be sure to get the investigating officer’s name so you can put it in thy story.

9)  If you accept bribes, limit them to no more than you can eat or drink in a single, 24-hour cycle.

10) Have fun & express thyself.

Cheers, everyone!

HOW SWEET IT IS!

Mike Burke with (from left) Jo Marie Guastello, Melinda Burke, John Burke, Bishop Mark Tolbert, Klassie Alcine

February 22, 2011, Primary Election

1. Sly James — 26.1 %

2. Mike Burke — 26 %

The winner: KAN-SAS CITY!

Happy? Just a little...Councilwomen Jan Marcason and Cindy Circo

I’m pumped, readers, and I hope you are, too!

After a long, snow-piled-high winter, Election Day (Part One) has arrived. Join me in a round of applause for the seven (six active) candidates for their perseverance, restraint (generally) and mostly high-level discussion of the daunting challenges facing our city.

It’s been an interesting, hotly contested mayoral primary campaign, with the usual mix of…

momentum swings: Deb Hermann surging and then ebbing; Sly James building slowly and methodically; Mike Burke coming on at the end

surprises: “Captain Taco” and three former mayors, including “live” candidate Charles B. Wheeler, endorsing Burke

snafus: a Burke flier depicting the silhouette of the Chicago skyline

The Magnificent Seven: Burke, Funkhouser, Klein, James, Hermann, Rowland, Wheeler

So, how’s it going to unfold tonight? Here’s my predicted order of finish:

1) Burke, 23 percent

2) James, 22 percent

3) Hermann, 18 percent

4) Funkhouser, 16 percent

5) Rowland, 14 percent

6) Wheeler, 5 percent

7) Klein, 2 percent

In the interests, again, of full disclosure, I have contributed $3,000 to Burke; have attended staff meetings; and helped secure Wheeler’s endorsement.

The first leg of this race is almost over. May the winner be…KANSAS CITY!

(I want to invite all you readers to Burke campaign headquarters for tonight’s vote-count watch. The headquarters is in the Broadway-Valentine Shopping Center, just north of the Uptown Theatre. Festivities start about 8 o’clock. See you there.)

Mike Burke, Charles Wheeler, Richard Berkley and Wheeler advisers (back, from left) Tom Gorenc, Rick Murray and Polly Jones

Now that the primary campaign is just about over, the story can be told.

The story of how former mayor Charles B. Wheeler, one of the seven mayoral candidates in Tuesday’s primary, came to suspend his campaign and endorse Mike Burke last Wednesday, along with former mayors Richard L. Berkley and Kay Barnes.

It’s a story of intrigue, cajoling, wheeling and dealing and most of all…muffins.

Yes, muffins. This could be the first political campaign in history where muffins turned the tide in a candidacy.

Here’s the story.

As most of you know, I support and have contributed to Burke. What some of you probably don’t know is that I have a long and close relationship with Wheeler. I’ve known him since the early 1970s, when he was mayor and I was Jackson County Courthouse reporter for The Star.

Two years ago, I contributed to and volunteered for Wheeler when he ran for the Democratic nomination for state treasurer. As you might suspect, that campaign didn’t turn out in our favor. One day near the end of the campaign, when we were in Springfield, Burke called our campaign manager to say he was thinking about running for mayor. I got on the phone and told him then and there that I would support him, if he ran.

Fast forward to late last year. Burke got in the race, and Wheeler told people he intended to run, too. One day at the Westport Flea Market Bar and Grill, where Wheeler holds court at 10 a.m. every weekday, I told him that I had committed to Burke. I also urged him not to run, saying it would be another lost cause.

He said he’d think about it and decide later. Naturally, like a moth drawn to flames, he decided to run.

As the mayoral campaign intensified in recent weeks, the value of every prospective vote, particularly in the Ward Parkway corridor, came into sharp focus. Burke, a Northland resident, needs all the help he can get in the vote-laden corridor, which is also where Wheeler, who lives near Loose Park, has the bulk of his support.

So we began thinking about trying to get Wheeler out of the race and behind Burke. At that time, Burke already had the support of Barnes (although she had not endorsed him at a news conference), and he was starting to work on Berkley, who had never endorsed a mayoral candidate.

Less than two weeks ago, Burke asked me to set up a meeting among me, him and Wheeler at the Flea Market. We met there at 9:30 a.m. on Friday, the 11th. Wheeler has a table with a bronze plaque in the front room, but we sat farther back to avoid drawing attention to ourselves. Only a handful of people were in the restaurant.

Burke told Wheeler how much he admired him and that he would like to have him play some role in his administration, if he (Burke) was successful. He told Wheeler that Barnes was on board, that he was working on Berkley and that his goal was to hold a news conference on Wednesday (the 16th), where the three former mayors would endorse him.

Wheeler said he’d think about it, and they shook hands. After Burke had left, Wheeler and I talked a little more, and we agreed to meet for lunch the next day at Jack Gage American Tavern on Main.

On Saturday, Wheeler gave me the bad news: He had some fund-raisers scheduled; he had a couple of people working on his campaign whom he didn’t want to disappoint; and, well, he just wasn’t going to drop out.

I was disappointed, of course, but told him I understood. When I called Burke to tell him the news, his first reaction was, “Oh, bullshit!”

He told me to redouble the effort, saying Wheeler could cancel his fund-raisers. Meanwhile, Burke continued to work on Berkley and said he was hopeful that Berkley would come around. The next day, Sunday, Burke called and said joyfully, “We’ve got three mayors!”

I said, “You mean Berkley?” He said yes, that Berkley had committed and that it was more important than ever that we pin down Wheeler. He proposed that the three of us meet for breakfast at 9 a.m. the next day (last Monday) at First Watch at the Old Westport Shopping Center.

Burke got there early and was finishing breakfast when I arrived. I ordered breakfast and was eating when Wheeler arrived. He ordered a cranberry muffin.

Burke appealed to Wheeler by telling him he could have a strong voice in choosing the next mayor. Burke also got a little tougher, telling Wheeler that his endorsement had its greatest value before the primary; that after the primary its value plummeted.

They continued talking, and when I returned to the table from a trip to the restroom, they were finalizing plans for Wheeler’s attendance at the Wednesday news conference.

Again, Burke left before Wheeler and I. Wheeler said he would talk to his two campaign workers and would see what he could do about canceling a fund-raiser that was scheduled for Wednesday night. Before we left, Wheeler said, “Let’s have a muffin tomorrow.”

Knowing that we were now at an extremely delicate phase, I called Wheeler later that day to see how things had gone with his staff. “I’ve got a palace rebellion on my hands,” he said. “They’re not quitters.”

Instead of, “Oh, bullshit,” my thought was, “Oh, shit.”

I reported Wheeler’s equivocation to Burke, who urged me to keep the pressure on. He was convinced that Wheeler would stick, and he was also bound and determined to have the three former mayors at that Wednesday press conference.

On Tuesday, I arrived at First Watch at 9 a.m. sharp and took a booth that offered a view of the front door. Five minutes went by, and no Wheeler. Ten minutes, 15 minutes, still no Wheeler. At 9:20, I got out my cell phone to call him, and as I put the phone to my ear, he walked into the restaurant. He apologized; he had overslept.

The kitchen was out of cranberry muffins, so he ordered blueberry. (A Burke campaign staff member had suggested that I order him an Omega-3 bran muffin.)

He began talking about the race and said in his inimitable, nasally tone, “There might be some benefit in letting the votes get counted on Tuesday.” My heart started to sink, but as he continued talking, it was clear he had resigned himself to folding his campaign (although it was too late to get his name off the ballot). We decided that his scheduled, Wednesday-evening fund-raiser could be converted to an endorsement celebration of sorts.

At 8:30 on Wednesday morning, I accompanied Wheeler to an appearance at the Kansas City Board of Trade, where he had been scheduled to talk to board members about his campaign and also about the April 5, earnings-tax election. About five board members showed up, and Wheeler told them right off the bat that in a couple of hours he would be announcing that he was suspending his campaign and supporting Burke.

A couple of people nodded; no one protested.

Slightly more than two hours later, Wheeler, Barnes and Berkley followed Burke to a podium at Burke campaign headquarters in the Broadway Valentine Shopping Center. A crowd of about 100 people erupted into long, loud applause and cheering. My legs shook with excitement, and my hands trembled slightly as I scratched furiously in my reporter’s notebook.

It’s been a tough week for Deb Hermann, no doubt about it.

First, it was the “Captain Taco” story. Then came a mailer — financed by the firefighters’ union — calling her “the Queen of TIF’s.”

“I was told it was going to get real bad for me, and I guess it did,” Hermann said in a telephone interview this morning.

And how is she holding up under the added pressure?

“Just fine,” she said. “I’m an old neighborhood leader. We’re tougher than we look.”

Hermann and Sly James

It was from her days as a neighborhood leader that the “Captain Taco” allegation sprang.

In a Kansas City Star story, political writer Steve Kraske reported that “former officers” alleged that 15 years ago, while helping run a Northland community policing center, Hermann referred to an Hispanic officer as “Captain Taco.”

A chief accuser is former Deputy Chief Vince Ortega, who said officers secretly recorded Hermann’s remarks and that the recordings were then played for him and other police commanders.

Hermann, who has been endorsed by the Hispanic Organization for Justice and Equality, has strongly denied the allegation.

“That’s the craziest thing I ever heard of,” she said today. “I never called anybody that.”

She also pointed out that no one has produced the tape. At the same time, she acknowledged that the story “probably hurt” her.

The firefighter-funded mailer hit the homes of registered voters the same day that Kraske’s story was published — Wednesday.

Local 42 of the International Association of Fire Fighters, which  is supporting Mayor Mark Funkhouser for re-election, did its best to shroud its involvement in the piece, most notably by routing the money through St. Charles. But with disclosure requirements being what they are, the union had to show its cards.

The group that takes credit for the mailer — on the flier itself — is the Voters for Good Government, a campaign committee with an address in St. Charles, Mo.

But the giveaway, the telltale information, is on a single page — “24-hour notice of late contributions” — filed this week with the Missouri Ethics Commission, which receives and maintains campaign finance reports.

The “late contributions” page shows that Local 42 — address, 6320 Manchester Ave., Kansas City, Mo. — contributed $15,000 to Voters for Good Government on Wednesday.

The mailer — a two-sided, color piece — attempts to pin responsibility on Hermann for the city’s annual $10 million subsidy of the Power & Light District project, which was funded partly through Tax Increment Financing. With TIF projects, some of the tax revenue generated by the projects goes to pay off the projects.

Hermann was on the council that approved the Power & Light project during Mayor Kay Barnes’ second term. Funkhouser ran for mayor in 2007 partly on a crusade to rein in TIF projects. (Ironically, after Funkhouser became mayor, he named Hermann chairwoman of the council’s Finance and Audit Committee.)

The firefighter-funded mailer says, “Deb Hermann has handed out hundreds of millions in dollars in free tax giveaways to wealthy, politically connected developers. At the same time, she took tens of thousands of dollars of their money in campaign contributions…Put an end to waste. Vote against Deb, the queen of TIF’s.”

Hermann said today: “I don’t know that people will buy it.”

What earned her Local 42’s enmity, she said, was her strong opposition to absorbing the former MAST ambulance system employees into the city pension system and giving those employees retroactive benefits for time served as MAST employees.

That’s what Local 42 wants and has been angling for ever since the council approved the folding of MAST in 2009. Acting City Manager Troy Schulte has estimated the cost of the MAST employees’ pension benefits at $30 million.

So far, a council majority has held its ground against the union’s demand. Funkhouser is the only mayoral candidate who favors giving the MAST employees the retroactive benefits.

On the campaign trail, including at many forums, Hermann has touted her strong stand against the MAST pensions as a test of fearless leadership. She said today she realized that after most of the other mayoral candidates did not make such a big issue of the pensions, “it left me hanging way out there.”

She said she has no regrets about her strategy on that issue, however, and that she believes she will finish first of second on Tuesday and advance to the March 22 general election.

“I still feel real confident,” she said. “I’ve run a good race.”

Before the eruption. From left, Mike Burke, Mark Funkhouser, Deb Hermann, Sly James, Henry Klein and Jim Rowland

Perhaps Mayor Mark Funkhouser had had it with playing the role of punching bag for some of the other mayoral candidates.

Or maybe his dog Maria the Poodle nipped him.

In any event, the man who has shown for four years that he’s very capable of being testy lit into Mike Burke tonight like no candidate has lit into another during the primary campaign.

The trigger point — at a League of Women Voters forum at Central United Methodist Church, 52nd and Oak streets — was a question about “the strong influence of the police and firefighter unions.”

Burke, whom I support and whose campaign gained a significant boost yesterday with the endorsements of three former mayors — Barnes, Berkley and Wheeler — took the opportunity to jab Funkhouser and a City Council majority for the manner in which they approved the folding of the MAST ambulance system into the Fire Department, at the urging of the department and Local 42 of the International Association of Fire Fighters.

A controversial offshoot of that move is that Local 42 has been trying desperately to convince a council majority to retroactively install the former MAST employees in the city’s defined pension plan, at a cost that Acting City Manager Troy Schulte has estimated at $30 million.

So far, the council has stood its ground against the union’s crusade.

Burke told the crowd of 130 to 150 people that he believed the current council’s “most embarrassing moment” occurred in 2009 when a council majority voted to dismantle MAST and roll it into the fire department. The worst part of that episode, Burke said, was that the vote occurred without the benefit of a public hearing on the issue.

Burke pushed the needle in a bit deeper when he proceeded to say that the changeover, which Funkhouser supported, “got you a beautiful ad (a campaign mail piece) from the firefighters.” Before Burke finished the sentence, however, Funkhouser loudly interrupted him, saying, “It’s also not true!”

(He apparently was referring to the fact that the council held a public hearing on the issue the following week before voting, once again, to fold MAST into the fire department.)

After the interjection, Burke took one more shot: “As long as you cave in to them (the firefighters), you’re OK” in the eyes of the union.

(A group called Taxpayers Unlimited, the political arm of the firefighters’ union, has endorsed Funkhouser. Burke has the support of the Citizens Association, which has, at times, found itself taking candidates or positions in opposition to the firefighters’ union.)

After Burke had finished speaking, another candidate took the microphone. Funkhouser, sitting to Burke’s left, frowned, fidgeted and rubbed his jaw.

It was clear that he was not going to let Burke have the last word.

When it was Funkhouser’s turn to answer the next question, regarding transportation, Funkhouser said, “I’m going to use most of my time to respond to the frontal assault from Mr. Burke.”

When they worked for MAST, Funkhouser said, ambulance-system employees were “abused” and taken for granted.

“Finally, they joined Local 42,” he continued, “and, suddenly, they weren’t worth a pension system any more, even if they’d been driving an ambulance for 30 years.”

Burke sat quietly, looking straight ahead.

That was the end of the questions, and the candidates finished up with closing remarks. Neither Burke nor Funkhouser directly pursued the MAST/firefighter issue, but Funkhouser wasn’t through talking about what how he sees himself — as a populist change agent, a leader who is converting City Hall from a place where special interests held sway to a place where the interests of average citizens are paramount.

I will tell you that the most fundamental element of leadership is courage,” Funkhouser said. “The courage to withstand ridicule, the courage to withstand loss of reputation…When you demand change, there’s going to be conflict.”

Minutes later, after the forum had ended, I went up to Funkhouser to make sure that I would quote him correctly.

As he retraced his words about “the courage to withstand ridicule and loss of reputation,” he said, “I’ve witnessed that.”

Minutes later, I approached the forum moderator, Margie Richcreek of the League of Women Voters, and asked her to clarify the question about the firefighters.

As written, on a 3×5-inch card, the question was: “How would you negotiate the strong influence of the police and firefighter unions?”

It seemed clear to me that what the writer meant to say was, “How would you negate the strong influence of the police and firefighter unions?”

And that’s how the candidates interpreted it. And that’s how fights break out.